Burt Reynolds Videos : 100 REASONS WHY I LOVE BURT REYNOLDS

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100 REASONS WHY I LOVE BURT REYNOLDS

BURT REYNOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURT REYNOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THERE TO SAY?!?!?! FACT: I FELL IN LOVE WITH BURT AT 12 YEARS OLD. FIRST CRUSH. ASK MY MOM. readdddddddddy for the list?????????? (no particular order) 1.) his mustache 2.) his giant hands 3.) silver hair 4.) his chompers 5.) how tight his ass is in football pants 6.) not afraid to slap a pap 7.) FSU! 8.) Dom Deluise! 9.) he's effin Stroker Ace! 10.) super rich 11.) super hot 12.) filed for bankruptcy - still super hot 13.) the reason I play the banjo 14.) the reason I wear a mustache (in my panties) 15.) the reason I wanted to be a stripper (congressman/oil) 16.) the reason I wanted to be a whore (I will always love you) 17.) the reason I wanted to be a pornstar (rollerskates/limo) 18.) the reason why I want to bang everyone from the 70's 19.) the reason I call the cops "fuzz" 20.) Jim Nabors! 21.) his laugh 22.) #22 (his favorite number/positions I want him in) 23.) rugged 24.) rocks a cowboy hat 25.) his tan 26.) he's seasoned 27.) he's sexual 28.) he's stuck it in Loni Anderson 29.) the reason I know Jupiter, FL exists 30.) the reason I know Norm Macdonald 31.) man's man 32.) woman's man 33.) MY man 34.) can make any remake (dukes/longest yard) awesomer than original 35.) can make any sequel (smokey/cannonball) better than the first 36.) Horner makes me h**ny 37.) Rent-a-cop? More like rent-ac*** 38.) coolest part of the Golden Girls 39.) he's athletic 40.) he's an Aquarius ...

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